There's this thing that my husband's face does when I say things like "SURPRISE! You're getting a vasectomy tomorrow", or "I'm pregnant again", or "Hey, have I ever told you I have a cousin named Vodka?"
Yeah. So I just hit him with that last one. And he stood there at the sink half wondering if I was lying and half wondering how I haven't mentioned it AT ALL in you know...the THIRTEEN YEARS that we've been hanging out chatting about stuff. The thirteen years that he has grown to love these things in this order:
- Our children
- Me (I hope I'm here. I HOPE)
- VODKA
- His boat
Keeping this info from him and dropping it on him so suddenly may have just bumped me to the bottom.
What fun fact have you surprised your mate with?
I'm still waiting to hear that one of your lil guys' middle names is vodka... Or ice cream.
ReplyDeleteWell, if the first thing didn't take and the second thing happens again, then we'll probably name it (boy OR girl, but probably boy with our luck) Stolichnaya.
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