Speaking ToddlerBandit: Snacks

ToddlerBandit has his own language and he expects you to be fluent in it. Here, to help guide you through one of the most critical periods in his day (snack time) in order that you may minimize the trauma inflicted upon yourself, is a list of things commonly requested demanded by our bite size ThirdKid, in no particular order of preference or indication that he will actually eat said item once his demands are met. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself in charge of said child, I thank you in advance for your unselfish sacrifice to our family.

GAY OLD BAR

APA DOUCHE

APA SAW

COOKIE BEAR PARTY

MESH MOM OH'S

PAW PORN

BLUE BOOBIE COOKIES

KNEE-NUTS

GREEN GREENS

CHING CHEESE

JOE DIRT

WE HAVE THESE?